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CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.
A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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