A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The
bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch
was a TV.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive