Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur
kids n my kids r beating our kids
Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could
just pluck them from your dreams..
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming
just a little too high.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.
How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.