Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right
now..... sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain.
Confidence and Confidential Son asks diff btw Confidence
and Confidential Dad says, u are my son, I am Confident. Ur friend is also my
son, thats Confidential.
Sign post outside our collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill
the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother".
santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".
Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the
operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the
tree....Plz try later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my
electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a
mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged.
A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save'
u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never
'delete' u from my memory!