New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless
nights in ur love, & I don't want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So
lets make them brother & sister.
Its difficult 2 understand GOD, He makes such beautiful
things as women and then he turns them into Wives!
Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox &
Hijacking My Smile with your cute massages. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4
What is the similarity between CIRCUS and a BEAUTIFUL
GIRL'S HEART? Both have space for 1 more clown...
What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,
Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get
tired..... I put down the mirror !
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of
the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled
True Love is like a pillow U could HUG it when u r in
trouble U could CRY on it when u r in pain U could EMBRACE it when u r happy
Want True Love? Spend Rs50 BUY A PILLOW
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not
really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he
finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"