Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship

Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz they're irrational n can  bankrupt u if u're not careful.

r mosquitoes  religious? YES They  first sing over u &  then  prey  on  you

wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur  kurti now ahhh....  Finally the suitcase is closed.

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

I want U 2 know dat our friendship  means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look down & den.. I lauf again

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants..

Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open

Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato: ketch up!!

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down? Marriage.