Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It
would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME
& nut like U
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind
of man your wife would have preferred.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter? A: I
butter not tell you, It might spread!!
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy…
Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?
What is the height of Bravery, Patience &
Laziness combined? A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for
TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party.
Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get...
Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al
things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so
always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb
Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
If u dont like ny of my SMS
or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont
hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2
say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da
hell did u manage 2 find me!
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives
sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....
Consequences of American life style:
rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur
kids n my kids r beating our kids
Their are moments in life when you really miss
someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their
Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent
known to man-kind!