Based on Newton's 1st Law: Law of love Love
neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one
girlfriend to another girlfriend.
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm
fine, but like the other guys take a number and wait in line!!
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a
Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U
Why r Women are like the stock market... Coz
they're irrational n can bankrupt u if u're not careful.
r mosquitoes religious? YES They
first sing over u & then prey on
wen tings go rong, wen tears flow 4rm ur eyes,
wen sadness fills ur heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
Remove your Shirt, Remove your Pants too, ahhhh
uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase
Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u,
Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.
I want U 2 know dat our friendship means a
lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I
look down & den.. I lauf again
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every 1
can c it but only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4 being the
pee in my pants..
Wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in
Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind:
To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget
The big tomato said 2 the slow little tomato:
A group of elephants were sitting on the street.
A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant
say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
What's it called when a woman is paralysed from
the waist down? Marriage.
A Friend is like a GAS blown from the ASS, Which
creates noice n nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and
COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.