You don't have to talk about how great you are- let your actions do
the
talking!
Don't be afraid of fear let it be afraid of
you.
If I was an angel I'd make your wishes come true - but I'm just a
human
girl luvin you!!
Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents,
accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P
;):P(8) it was the night
before Christmas when all through the house,
everybody was stoned including
the mouse (8):P;)
If you need space join NASA!
If you're going my
way, I'll walk with you.
If You Luv Me... Let Me Know... If You
Don't... Then Let Me Go...
Some times your mind doesn't want u 2 be in
love. but deep down u know you
are....
Last night I was looking at
the stars and I was wondering where the heck
is my ceiling!
Never
start frowning because you never know who's falling in love with
your smile
:)
*everyone's entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the
privilege
God created men first, cause you always make a rough draft
before a
masterpiece!
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For
Five Minutes, A Person Who
Doesn't Is A Fool Forever ...
The
question is not Who am I
it's Am I who I am?
Due to the lack of
funding the light at the end of the tunnel has been
turned
off!!
sometimes stupid people do smart things~
A heart is not
a play thing a heart is not a toy but if you want it
broken. just give it to
a boy
Below are some funny msn quotes you can use on the instant
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Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
There's
a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.
Jesus is
coming, everyone look busy.
My mother buried three husbands, and two of
them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
We must believe in luck. For how
else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean
Cocturan
Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing
the
priviledge
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
If
your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick
Cavett
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts. - Will Rogers
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't
have film
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty
crowded.
Never start frowning because you never know who's falling in
love
with your smile :-)
Always give 3 weeks notice when you quit. It
gives you extra time to screw around.
If you need space join
NASA!
If man could create the perfect woman, he'd probably cheat on
her.
Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the
movie.
Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
First you forget
names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and
finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
I'm knot
dumb!
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff. -
Steven Wright
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