I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! |
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think notů
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a
lot of girls
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo