A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't |
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's
still pretty good
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk