You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you! |
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you
never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting
The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the