Four married guys go golfing
on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued: |
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in
the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a
new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will
remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I don't want to talk about it. Let's just say that the foundation
for the new house is being poured next Tuesday."