1. "Honey, why is an
18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"|
2. One Secret Service agent is sitting on your head while another is slapping
cuffs on you.
3. Apparently, your flame war with DonCorleone@mafia.com is about to turn ugly.
4. When you log on, your computer says "You've got lawsuits!"
5. You're suddenly getting more Spam than the Hormel outlet store.
6. Sotheby's says the Rembrandt is yours and that you now owe them $71,000,000
7. You now have 130,000 ClubTop5 subscriptions and the list moderator is on the
cover of Business Week.
8. Terse "Knock it off, Oedipus" e-mail from your Mom.
9. Your wife calls you at the office to report that Pogdi, your Pakistani
mail-order bride, has arrived.
10. "The resistance welcomes your involvement. Your contact information has been
forwarded to a local insurgent who will bring supplies and reinforcements to you
This document copyright © 1999 by Chris White.