A blonde gets on an airplane
and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes
over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a
first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good
job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave.
The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm
staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't
even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of
the passengers seated to take off; the blode is causing a problem with boarding
now, so the stewardess gets the copilot.
The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets
up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the
copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The
copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to
Jamaica."
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