A dumb blonde was standing in
front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents,
a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more
cents into the machine, and pushes another button; suddenly, a coke comes out
She continued to do this until a man waiting to use the machine became
impatient. "Excuse me, can I get my soda and then you can go back to whatever
stupid thing you are doing?"
The blonde turns around and says, "Yeah right! I'm not giving up this machine
while I'm still winning!"