There once was a blind man
who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and
said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything
is big in Texas." |
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in
the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed,
"Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom
was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right." The blind man
headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second
door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and
fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"