One night, this guy come into
a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a
couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.|
"What's the matter?" the bartender asks.
"My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking
to me for a whole 31 days."
The bartender thought about this for a while. "But, isn't it a good thing that
she isn't talking to you?" asked the bartender.
"Yeah, except today is the last night."