A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling
through stormy conditions.|
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that
lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of
minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he
announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot
grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs
great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and
leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart
men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to
you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane
with my backpack."