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Christmas Poems: Funny Christmas Poems
Laugh out loud this Christmas by reading these funny poems. Check out humorous Christmas poem.

Christmas is a sacred occasion and to spread some cheer in this season, we bring you some humorous Christmas poems. A poem is a delightful way of expressing thoughts in a beautiful way. To share the lighter moments of Christmas, go through these funny poems for Christmas that is sure to bring a smile on your face and make you feel relaxed as you rush to prepare for the holiday season.

All I Want for Christmas
Every body stops
and stares at me
These two teeth are
gone as you can see
I don't know just who
to blame for this catastrophe!
But my one wish on Christmas Eve
is as plain as it can be!

All I want for Christmas
are my two front teeth
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth!

If I could only
have my two front teeth,
then I could wish you
Merry Christmas
It seems so long since I could say,
'Sister Susie sitting on a thistle'
How happy I'd be,
If I could only whistle

All I want for Christmas
are my two front teeth
my two front teeth,
see my two front teeth.
So I could wish you
Merry Christmas!

I'll be Cloned for Christmas
I'll be cloned for Christmas
You can count many me's!
Please have plenty of food for my multiple brood
And lots of presents for the many me's to appease!

Christmas Eve will find the many me's
Where the family screams!
I'll be cloned for Christmas
But only in multiplying extremes!

Holly Jolly Christmas
Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
It's the best time of the year
I don't know if it will snow,
But have a cup of cheer.

Have a holly, jolly Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Say Hello to friends you know
and everyone you meet.

Oh, ho, the mistletoe
hung where you can see;
Somebody waits for you;
Kiss her once for me.
Have a holly jolly Christmas,
and in case you didn't hear,
Have a holly, jolly Christmas this year.

Christmas Is Great But…
Christmas is great but,
Everyone's insane!
Going crazy with this funny Christmas game
Wrapping gifts and cooking food
and no one has time or is not in the mood.

Giving gifts to one another
no one has time for my brother
no attention for me at all
I can't even go to the mall!
Christmas morning comes and what do I see
A huge Christmas present for me under the tree!



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